As many of you know Percy is quite a voluptuous man, and here is how his story goes...
Percy was in his basement as usual, and his alarm went off. "It's time for work" he was thinking. Not like anyone in his town likes their job anyways... Percy's boss/great master at work is Amadeus. He became his master because Amadeus is Percy's great great great grandfather. (yeah, he's pretty old) Percy had a trash run, as usual, and he had to get Mr. Evander's trash. There were TONS of Sun-Drop bottles there. Percy knew there was going to be a HUGE theft to occur within the next few hours. So he recruited as many people as he knew to help him on his trash run; he got it done in 32 minutes flat! Edgar was headed to Walmart, the jewelry department to be exact. Whenever the lady there would turn her head, he would take one thing, and then another, and then another. He ended up cleaning out the whole glass table full! WOAH! As soon as he started jogging away, BAM! There was Percy!!! He had clotheslined Edgar! Then the security guards came over and arrested both men. Percy for hitting Edgar, and Edgar for stealing. But don't worry, Percy got off easily! On the other hand, Edgar got thrown in jail, and they took away all of his Sun-Drop!! Now he's powerless! Mwahahahahaha:)
THE END!
Bibliography
Rowling, J. K. Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets. London, Bloomsbury. 1998. Print.
This actually made me laugh out loud to my computer. I really like the part where you describe Percy as being voluptuous heeheehee. You should look at how the Webster Dictionary defines voluptuous (I had to look it up, I didn't know what it meant!) It's kind of disturbing to think of Percy has having a sensuous curvy body. But anyway, I really liked your story, it was hilarious, but too short! It needs a sequel!
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